April 12, 2024 – A

Boone Creek Fall 10/16/2015 — Julian Price Memorial Park Picnic Area, Blue Ridge Parkway, Blowing Rock, North Carolina
Our response strongly influences
what happens next.
We shape the future
by the way we respond to the present.

There is typically more at stake
in any moment
than getting our way in the moment.

Imagining likely scenarios
and practicing our response
to each one
provides us with the experience
of having worked our way through
practice rounds before we go live.

I practice fending off dog attacks
every time I go with a camera
into the woods.

My first strategy is sweet-talking
my assailant,
calling out, "Come on, Mikey! Come on!
Where's the ball! (Bouncing an imaginary ball,
then pretending to throw it).

If that has no effect, I back up slowly,
still sweet-talking.

It it is an all-out attack,
I'll have one or two stainless steel
forearm crutches at the ready.

My targets are: Throat, Chest, Nose, Eyes
in that order.

And may the oldest contestant win.

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Published by jimwdollar

I'm retired, and still finding my way--but now, I don't have to pretend that I know what I'm doing. I retired after 40.5 years as a minister in the Presbyterian Church USA, serving churches in Louisiana, Mississippi and North Carolina. I graduated from Austin Presbyterian Theological Seminary, in Austin, Texas, and Northwestern State University in Natchitoches, Louisiana. My wife, Judy, and I have three daughters and five granddaughters within about twenty minutes from where we live--and are enjoying our retirement as much as we have ever enjoyed anything.

4 thoughts on “April 12, 2024 – A

  1. What kind of woods are you wandering into, with lose wild dogs?
    I hope you will be careful and that it never comes to need using those crutches for self defence. But if it does come to that, I would hope that you come out unscathed 🙂

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      1. My friend who walks the shore near Marina del Rey (Los Angeles, CA) carries pepper spray and a strong walking stick. The lifeguards admit it is a common problem that people bring their dogs and let them loose on the beach, even though there are signs prohibiting it. They say there just aren’t enough police to patrol the beaches, so there are no consequences to enforce the signs.

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  2. It’s like that everywhere. Donald Trump violates laws all the time and is not held accountable because there is no enforcement. The Department of Justice is a joke. Laws that are not enforced, or are erratically enforced (e.g. with a racial bias) are the bane of democracy.

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